OMFG Oct 4, 2007

Found via a Slashdot comment: these guys claim to have discovered a way to upgrade your audio system remotely, using a specially-crafted set of sounds.

Let me repeat that:

  1. You call them up.
  2. You pay them SIXTY BUCKS.
  3. They beep at you.
  4. And magically, your stereo sounds better!

Words fail me.