From the Very Bad Ideas department Aug 14, 2008

This particular piece of viral spam seems to be making the rounds on my friends' blogs:

There is -- probably -- at least one person on your friends list that wants to f*ck the hell out of you. Soooo . . . let's play the game everyone loves, F*ck or Pass! The rules, they are simple. If you want to f*ck the person who posts this, send him or her a reply saying "I'd f*ck you." (Or however you'd want to say it... please, feel free to embellish! Creativity may be rewarded!) (This is, of course, a totally imaginary game that does not take into account current relationships.) Then, marvel at the replies! Comments are screened. In exchange, you have to are encouraged to post this in your journal.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a really, really bad idea?  Do you really want to know this information?  This is the kind of stuff that causes friendship-breaking tensions between people.

So please, people, if you want to have sex, fellatio, BDSM, or anything else of the sort with me - wait for an appropriate moment and then perhaps tell me.  It's not because I don't like you or don't want to have sex with you - I just don't want to ruin a perfectly good friendship by making things weird between us.

And the same goes for people who have posted this on your blog: don't assume I don't want to have sex with you just because I haven't responded. :)

Comments are disabled for this post just in case anyone feels like ignoring my sage advice…