Octomom

By Nat Budin and David Durschlag
ttto: Aqualung by Jethro Tull

Living with her parents
Having little kids with bad intent
Snot running down a nose
Now it's time for reality shows
Hey octomom

Pile the kids into the van
Avoid the protestors if you can
Hey octomom
Eight sets of baby clothes
You implanted six embryos
Whoa octomom

(slower)

With fourteen kids
You've got your fifteen minutes
But are you really on the gravy train?

Go on TV
And maybe get a book deal
But fame's a fickle thing, at least for you

Got loans to pay
Paparazzi up the way
And death threats every day, don't look so proud

Octomom my friend
You can never sleep again now
Octuplets only scream eight times as loud

(much faster)

Do you still remember
Udobi and Chukwu?
The mom that took fertility drugs
And had octuplets too

Hey! But you already had six kids
And now you've got fourteen
You're approaching an economy of scale

With fourteen kids
You've got your fifteen minutes
But are you really on the gravy train?

Go on TV
And maybe get a book deal
But fame's a fickle thing, at least for you

Got loans to pay
Paparazzi up the way
And death threats every day, don't look so proud

Octomom my friend
You can never sleep again now
Octuplets only scream eight times as loud
Whoaaaa….

(kickass guitar solo)

(slow)

Dee dee dee dee
Da dee dee dee dee dee dee
Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee

Octomom my friend
You can never sleep again now
Octuplets only scream eight times as loud

(original speed)

Filing for a trademark
Dirty looks down in the park
Hey octomom
Kaiser Permanente
Needs a bailout 'cause you can't pay
Hey octomom

Media won't let go
Now you've got your own Broadway show
Yeah octomom
Uterus removed too
There won't be no dectuplets for you
Whoa octomom

Ow!

Whoaaaa… Octomom