by Nat Budin and Sandry Wilkie

Verse
| C       | F       | C       | G       |
| C       | F       | C       | G       |
| C   F   | C   G   |

Chorus
| Am      | C   G   | Am      | D    G  |
| Am      | F   G   | C       | G       |
| C    F  | C   G   |

When you try to make a joke, but your humor seems to choke Puns fall flat, what was that? Though it's awkward, don't you fuss, happens to the best of us I fail too; yes, it's true But I'm judging you

It's employee training week, you are standing up to speak Water glass, but no class For you can't project your slides, 30 minutes now you've tried Yes, it's sad, don't feel bad I'm just judging you

Chorus It's a hard and lonely world out there, we all deserve a break And no one should have to answer for their every last mistake And true friendship can be rare, it seems politeness is so fake But I swear, I'll be there Judging you

When you honk and flash your brights, then you pass me on the right I'm judging you, I'm judging you In a mile I'll see you stopped, getting chewed out by a cop Couldn't wait, now you're late I'm judging you

Chorus

When you speak of Mother Earth, star positions at your birth I'm judging you, I'm judging you Crystals that can heal your knee, classes to unblock your chi Magic tea, phone reiki I'm judging you

Bridge (chorus tune) When you're in the supermarket and you're yelling at your child You don't think that I can hear you, cause there's no one in the aisle But your dignity is crumbling as I hear him running wild Turning red, hang your head We're all judging you

When you tweet about your food, your ex-boyfriend or your mood I'm judging you, I'm judging you When you're writing fic all day, Voldemort slash George Takei You're not eight, punctuate Anyway, I'm judging you

Last chorus - repeat last line: Yes my friend, till the end I'll be judging you